Only in Ireland

IRELAND …. The only place where……..

 

 

 

• “Fuck off” means “Are you serious?”……
• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend.
• Saying “I will yeah” means that you definitely won’t.

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• “Fuck it, it’s grand” means that you couldn’t be bother finish it properly.
• “He is fond of a drink” means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism.
• Saying you’re going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days.
• Crisps are called ‘Taytos’ and fizzy drinks are called ‘minerals’.
• ‘For the craic’ is the best reason for doing anything.

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• The best cure for a hangover is more drink.
• Nobody can go a day without saying “Jaysus”.
• ‘Meeting’ has a double meaning.
• Tea is the solution to every problem.
• And water is the solution to every GAA injury.
• “I got stuck behind a tractor” is a perfectly valid reason for being late.
• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park.
• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. “I had a rake of drink last night” or “I’ll be out in a minute, I’m just shoveling down the dinner”.
• GAA is considered religion.

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• It’s perfectly acceptable to call your mother ‘mammy’ even though you are a fully grown adult.
• Saying “Now we’re sucking diesel” means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation.
• Drinking ‘tae’ is everyone’s favourite past time.
• You’re scared of the wooden spoon.
• The word ‘like’ goes in every sentence,
• You can say “Any craic” to a Garda and you won’t get arrested.
• ‘The dogs’ bollocks’ means something brilliant!

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